Neptune Bloom - The Flower Thief Neptune Bloom - The Flower Thief
  • Band Name: Neptune Bloom
  • Album Title: The Flower Thief
  • Release Date: 1997-08-16
  • Label: Self Release
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Title Track

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    Title Track

    The Flower Thief

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey & Mona Eigbrett

    For half-a-breath she stands
    Suspended, mesmerized
    Then moves softly out into the night

    Slipping out alone
    To steal those flowers
    For the many, lovely vases that she owns

    It's so difficult to satisfy the emptiness
    So hard to appease the constant pain
    Flowerless and mute
    She peers into the dark
    Craving color....that intensify her life

    She tosses flowery treasure
    In a tangle on the floor Grinning sweetly at the colorful visual
    Circle so slowly consuming with her sight
    ‘Til she blushes at her heaving appetite

    She knows they don't exist for the owning
    She knows they'll wither up and die
    For now, she'll take her pleasure
    Satisfy her heart
    Lord, you know the way she needs them

    Dream-like she composes a fragrant harmony
    In the spaces of the vases that she owns
    Stares at this altar of silent, blooming grace
    Breathing deeply the melody of each flower

    She knows they don't exist for the owning
    She knows they'll wither up and die
    For now, she'll take her pleasure
    Satisfy her heart
    Lord, you know the way she needs them

    Something more is there....urgent, leering, haunting
    "Why can't I touch this thing I already know?"
    Made desperate by the prowling of a beast within her heart
    She turns toward window....back toward the night....

    It's so difficult to satisfy the emptiness
    So hard to appease the constant pain
    Flowerless and mute
    She peers into the dark
    Compelled once more to gardens beyond self

    The gardens of friends....
    The gardens of strangers....
    The gardens of......a restless soul....
    The gardens of.......a depthless soul....
    The gardens of........a breathless soul....

Tracks

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    Track 1

    I Don't Buy It

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    Now you tell me
    Some were born to win And some born to lose
    You talk about a thing called fate Tate that we don’t get to choose... I look at you in amazement You really think that way? Life is filled with luscious choice Now, come on, you can say....

    I don’t buy it....no no.....
    I don’t think that way today
    No I don’t buy it
    Not a word....not today......
    no no... not any day....

    Well you tell me God is just one thing
    And you have got the key
    You think that all the rest of us
    Are lost....eternally
    I gape at you and wonder
    My God is wild and free
    The blindness of this kind of talk
    Will never be tempting me.....

    ‘Cause I don’t buy it.....no no....
    Don’t you preach at me that way
    No, I don’t buy it.....you won’t reach me
    Not today....not any day....

    No, I don’t buy it.....don’t try to disguise it....
    I’ll recognize it....you know I’ll despise it...
    ‘Cause I don’t play....no no.....not that way....

    So you tell me....life is just a game
    That we all have to play
    The slickest make up all the rules
    The rest get swept away....
    I look at you in amazement.....
    How can I make you see?
    You got 64 crayons in that box
    Come on....color with more than three!

    I don’t buy it....no no.....
    I don’t think that way today
    No I don’t buy it
    Not a word....not today......
    no no... not any day....

    So you tell me some were born to win
    And some....born to lose
    You talk about a thing called Fate
    That we don’t....get to choose.....
    I look at you in amazement.....
    How can I make you see?
    Just gimme that sweet smile of yours....
    Now, come on, say with me.....

    I don’t buy it.....no no....
    I don’t think that way today....
    No, I don’t buy it.....not a word.....
    Not today...no no.....

    I don’t buy it.....don’t try to disguise it ....
    I’ll recognize it....you know I’ll despise it...
    ‘Causee I don’t play....no no.....

    Don’t take the credit......don’t aid and abet it
    You should forget it......you know you’ll regret it...
    ‘Cause I don’t play.....no no.....not that way....

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    Track 2

    Slow Monkey

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    In his densely-tangled jungle mind
    You can see the fear that crawls behind
    In the darkened shadows on his face
    Feel the fear that’s movin’ through the place

    Slow monkey’s coming back.....Slow Monkey’s coming’
    “See no evil, you think no evil.....
    See no evil, and speak no evil....
    See no evil...but...awwwww....”
    That Slow monkey’s coming back!

    In his densely-jangled, jumbled mind
    There’s a fever crawlin’ up behind
    In the darkened caverns in the place
    See the fear that’s movin’ through the place

    Repeat Chorus

    When you’re lookin’ deeply in his face
    There's a shadowed darkness on the place
    Monkey see and monkey’s gonna do
    That’s the Darwin deep inside of you
    Protozoan pre-thought peace of mind
    Ancient primal soul that stalks behind........

    Repeat Chorus

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    Track 3

    The Flower Thief

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey & Mona Eigbrett

    For half-a-breath she stands
    Suspended, mesmerized
    Then moves softly out into the night

    Slipping out alone
    To steal those flowers
    For the many, lovely vases that she owns

    It's so difficult to satisfy the emptiness
    So hard to appease the constant pain
    Flowerless and mute
    She peers into the dark
    Craving color....that intensify her life

    She tosses flowery treasure
    In a tangle on the floor Grinning sweetly at the colorful visual
    Circle so slowly consuming with her sight
    ‘Til she blushes at her heaving appetite

    She knows they don't exist for the owning
    She knows they'll wither up and die
    For now, she'll take her pleasure
    Satisfy her heart
    Lord, you know the way she needs them

    Dream-like she composes a fragrant harmony
    In the spaces of the vases that she owns
    Stares at this altar of silent, blooming grace
    Breathing deeply the melody of each flower

    She knows they don't exist for the owning
    She knows they'll wither up and die
    For now, she'll take her pleasure
    Satisfy her heart
    Lord, you know the way she needs them

    Something more is there....urgent, leering, haunting
    "Why can't I touch this thing I already know?"
    Made desperate by the prowling of a beast within her heart
    She turns toward window....back toward the night....

    It's so difficult to satisfy the emptiness
    So hard to appease the constant pain
    Flowerless and mute
    She peers into the dark
    Compelled once more to gardens beyond self

    The gardens of friends....
    The gardens of strangers....
    The gardens of......a restless soul....
    The gardens of.......a depthless soul....
    The gardens of........a breathless soul....

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    Track 4

    Houdini's Heart

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    His form is poised and fetal as he feeds his fond obsession
    Feeds it with these self-inflicted, convoluted chains
    They clutchingly confine, yeah, they choke him in the challenge
    A penetrating quest beyond this present place in time

    Houdinni’s Heart - he’s a prophet
    He’s a real man workin’ out
    All the darkest cords that bind him
    That will not let him BE...

    Houdini’s heart holds a vision
    Of another way to live
    Where the soul is truly timeless
    He spawns reality.....

    The safety of this livin’ on the inside lookin’ out
    The chance to free the soul from all this permeating doubt
    He’s met with dark derision from these dense, deluded minds
    They taunt him with their steel-weight chains that subjugate the blind

    Repeat Chorus Twice

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    Track 5

    That Dog In The Bed

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    You see her walkin’ down the street
    Watch her movin’ to that beat
    You want that woman in your life
    Got to have her yet tonight.......
    But there’s somethin’ you got to know
    Yeah, there’s someplace you can’t go.....
    There’s a secret waiting at home
    It’s that canine Romeo!

    That dog in the bed......Now watch him, watch him
    That dog in the bed....sleek and well-fed
    That dog in the bed....Come on, watch him, watch him
    That dog in the bed......he’s gonna move ahead

    So you see every nighthead
    Well, you see her every night
    And she’s dancin’ under the light
    Ah, that woman’s captured your heart
    There’s no doubt, you’re fallin’ apart
    There’s still someplace you’ll never go
    But there’s something you got to know
    There’s a secret waitin’ at whithin
    It’s that beast....that roaming sin!

    Repeat Chorus

    Well, you see her every night
    And your heart...it’s put up a fight
    But that woman woman won't let you in
    She’s been hidin’ her secret sin
    Turn around....it’s time to go home
    You’ll be sleepin’ there all alone
    Cause that woman’s panting at home
    With her canine Romeo!

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    Track 6

    What To Say

    Lyrics & Music - Dan Peck

    Wining and dining you say is your way
    But you keep pushin’ the ticket my way
    You’re so strange......And I don’t know what to say

    You want my attention each hour of the day
    But when I move in....you shove shove me away
    You’re so strange......And I don’t know what to say

    Screamin’ your rage like a cat in a cage
    You’re so jealous when I’m on the stage
    You’re so strange......And I don’t know what to say

    You left me here standing with nothing to say
    That’s okay, babe, have it your way
    One thing’s for certain.....that’s me and the boys have to play

    You want love with none of the pain
    But my heart gets trampled and I take the blame
    You’re so strange......And I don’t know what to say (Repeat Twice)

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    Track 7

    Frequent Flyer

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    The warmest, very wildest place can be your destination
    Ride the ‘oh-so-friendly’ skies of my sweet imagination
    Mr. Passenger of Pleasure......there’s a tiger in my tank
    Purring smoothly right along, and I’ve got you to thank!

    Well please don’t take me wrong my love, sweet fidelity’s my crew
    Ride the ‘oh-so-sultry skies’ that I been savin’ up for you
    Flying’s much more meaningful when true love is in control
    You set down someplace lovelier than you would ever......expect to go!

    ‘Cause I’m the one whose fervent, fiery love will only take you higher
    Climb aboard this sleek machine.....she’s a frequent flyer!

    I’m the modus operandi, baby...... you been prayin’ for
    I’ll teach you everything I know.....then we’ll invent some more
    We’ll soar to where the ozone layer....has all but thinned away
    Grow dizzy from the heady heights of our sweet, sweet......passion play!

    Repeat Chorus

    How well I’ve learned that auto-pilot....just will never, never do
    If I’ve filed away a flight plan, babe, you know, I’m always gonna follow through
    Hang on tightly, baby love......there may be turbulence ahead
    We’ll have such fun carousing on this luscious.....’Big Sky’ bed!

    Repeat Chorus Twice

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    Track 8

    The Butterfly Song

    Lyrics & Music - Brian Harvey

    Little Butterfly... flying so high...
    Way above the clouds... across the sky...
    When I see you I just... can't look away...
    Little butterfly... come down and play...

    Little Butterfly
    Crazy little Butterfly
    Wicked little Butterfly
    Crazy little Butterfly........
    Fly.....

    Little Butterfly... flying so high...
    Way above the clouds... across my mind...
    Then I take that little... fly form the sky...
    I put him in my mouth... I made him die...

    I made him die
    Wicked little Butterfly
    Tasty little Butterfly
    Crazy little Butterfly........
    Fly.....

    Now I've lost my friend... Mr. Butterfly...
    I miss his silhouette... across my eyes...
    If there is a heaven... I know that he's there....
    Little butterfly.... I made you die...

    I made you die
    Crazy little Butterfly
    Tasty little Butterfly
    Wicked little Butterfly........
    Fly.... Oh yea....

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    Track 9

    Nursery Rhymes

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    Hey, little boy, come on and blow my horn
    Don’t you ever be blue
    Little boy, come on and blow my horn
    I been dreamin’ of you...
    I wanna play with you....

    I was just a little girl home all alone
    With a feelin’ I wanted to share
    Slipped between the pages of a nursery rhyme
    For a fantasy love affair...
    My little girl love affair...

    Nursery Rhymes.... little boy, tell me, what’s the crime, little boy?
    Lost in the mystery of Mother Goose’s fantasy....
    The mystery of Mother Goose’s fantasy....

    Little Bo Peep, she lost her sheep
    Now her life seems so bare
    ‘Til little Jack Horner got her in a corner
    Saying, “Boy, I got somethin’ to share.....
    I wanna take you somewhere.”

    Mary, ah, Mary, so sweet, extraordinary
    Her garden was ready to pick.....
    Jack is young and nimble... fiery and fit...
    He said I'll show you my candle stick
    You oughta see my candle stick...

    Repeat Chorus

    Jack and Jill, they sneaked up a hill
    Are you startin’ to wonder ‘bout, Jack?
    Sneaks 'round town, getting his fill
    And that boy never looks back
    Jack never looks back...

    So, Little Bo Peep, don’t you fall asleep
    Mary oh Mary, you better be wary
    Sweet Little Jill, you might miss him still
    'Jack’s been lookin’ for you....
    Jack is gonna fly with... you!

    Do it ‘til the cow jumps over the moon
    Do it ‘til the dish runs away with the spoon
    Do it ‘cause our fantasies... end too soon
    Jack, I’m talkin’ to you...
    Jack, I been waitin’ for... you....

    Hey, little boy, come on and blow my horn
    Don’t you ever be blue
    Little boy, come on and blow my horn
    I been dreamin’ of you...
    I wanna play with you...
    So Jack please take me somewhere...
    For my little girl love affair...
    ‘Well I’m lost in the mystery....
    I’m lost in the mystery...
    I’m lost in the mystery of Mother Goose’s....Fantasy!
    Jack, I’m talkin’ to you!

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    Track 10

    Mama's In The Kitchen

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey

    Mama’s in the kitchen, ironing the shirts my Daddy wears.
    My Mama’s in the kitchen, ironing the shirts my Daddy wears.
    He’s a highly-respected man in this town
    Mama’s so glad he ain’t runnin’ around
    But my Mama’s in the kitchen, spending the time alone.

    My Daddy owns a prosperous business built with his own hands.
    He’s on city council, the church board, he’s got prominent friends
    Every night he’s off to meetings again
    Sacred civic duty, the work never ends
    While my Mama’s in the kitchen, pressin’ the time away.

    For years you been staring at those poorly-painted pears on the wall
    And that strange bowl of apples looks so awkwardly small
    These worn out prints reflect a mood in your eye
    There he goes again... I didn’t hear a good-bye
    Mama, pitch those pictures, they offer nothing at all

    Sometimes when it’s storming outside, I hear her hum to her task
    Does she ever get lonely? I never though to ask.
    ‘Cause my Mama’s in the kitchen, wearing that immutable mask

    When do you talk, Mama, tell me, when do you touch
    Don’t you need him, Mama, don’t you miss him so much
    Don’t tell me what a generous man he has been
    Unless he stays home, some rules got to bend
    Strap on some backbone, Mama, you need some love from this man

    Hey, Mama, there’s a way to show him all the woman you are
    Do you have the guts to push it, Mama, can you take it that far
    Ditch that damn iron & block up the door
    Don’t let that man leave this house anymore
    Make love to him, Mama, right on that ironing board

    Repeat Bridge

    Mama’s in the kitchen, ironing the shirts my Daddy wears
    My Mama’s in the kitchen, ironing the shirts my Daddy wears
    We hardly speak to each other these days
    We’re very different, I can’t live life this way
    Really, Mama, you spend too much time alone.

    Mamma... Mamma... Mamma... I gotta go!

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    Track 11

    Joan Of Arc

    Lyrics - Mona Eigbrett
    Music - Brian Harvey & Mona Eigbrett

    Through the flames....through the flames.....
    Through the flames....through the flames.....

    The little girl of Domremy
    La Pucelle...a virgin sweet.....Joan of Arc
    The little girl of Domremy
    La Pucelle...a virgin sweet.....Joan of Arc

    As a child the Great Archangel once spoke
    “You’ belessed of God and chosen as heaven’s bright hope
    France has fallen and bleeds profusely within
    Your mission Joan, eradicate the sin”

    A wondrous sight to angel and devil alike
    This girl of sixteen charging into the fight
    In whitest armor, astride a charger of black
    She lead 12,000 French into the attack

    But soon enough she’s caught in the trap of religion
    Offered up to unholy damned Inquisition
    For months those haughty bishops held their own court
    And Joan, you know you were only there for the sport

    Strong you stood and you looked each man in the eye
    “My life is God’s and for him I willingly die.”
    But the straw that finally broke those old backs
    Came in a phrase you uttered with no shred of tact

    You smiled, “Gentlemen, you needn’t talk all at once.
    “For you will find you’ll only confuse yourselves.”
    Such a witty, dangerous thing you did say,
    And now they’ll never let you live past this day

    They sneered, “Bloody Joan, today we decree your foul fate
    Death by fire, rudely strapped to a stake!”
    And at the feast of flesh they panted to hear
    Her crazed and howling anguish, her fiery fear

    But as the flames caressed her feminine frame Ecstasy embraced her.....there was no pain.....no...no....no......pain....

    It seems that Bishops never really did learn
    The body melts... but the soul never will burn
    In her ninthenth year she brough victory
    Still the sweet little girl... of Domremy

About The Band

Neptune Bloom was formed in Omaha Nebraska in 1995 by Brian Harvey and Dan Hylok. Brian and Dan had been playing together in cover bands as early as 1988. In 1995 they decided to branch out and start a new project that focused on producing original content. Mona Eigbrett joined the band after meeting Brian at Orent Graphics where they both worked. Shortly after, Dan Peck joined the band after answering a classified ad in the Omaha World Herald.

Mona Eigbrett serverd as the creative force and "front man" for the band. Her cerebral lyrics and storytelling style fit well with the musical sensibility of the rest of the group. During their tenure Neptune Bloom had a large and loyal following which allowed them to play, and open for several national acts at some of the premiere venues of the day including The Ranch Bowl, and The Capitol Lounge.